Friday, 6 September 2013

How To Be Ugly all the time



  • Let your tiredness and stress show right off your face and make sure your body language helps as much as possible.
  • Make a variety of faces so that your forehead is always wrinkled.
  • Leave home without any care of your looks, if possible, try to look exactly like you were when you woke up that morning.
  • Wear clothes that are either too tight, too long, too big, too old, or too young for you. And just a nice touch, try to wear them while dirty.
  • Try to have your hair oily all the time or with its ends all over the place, as if you couldn’t care less about it.
  • Cut your nails really, really short so that they’re hardly even useful for you.
  • Don’t shave your legs or armpits.
  • Put up a long face as much as possible so that you’re avoided by most people.
  • Be as indiscreet as possible so that all your looks may be spoiled the minute you open your mouth.
  • You shouldn’t have any kind of manners, they’re too beautiful.
  • Be rude please
  • Be complaining all the time about every thing
  • Do not smile, be with serious face all the time 

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